Who needs shoes when you have a dog
What rad Laundromat reading
Tim walks in, drops this on my desk. “it’s coconut Three Musketeers. It’s completely disgusting. You’ve got to try it.”
I call this manicure “Plate Tectonics”
This is how Tim has to watch The Bachelor
The crowd appears unmoved by the orientation video
WTF, indeed
Life: complete
Big F drinks from my Chron mug, as the pets look on.
