I promise that I won’t be “first (blank) of my 40s”ing EVERYTHING, like I am the first person EVER to turn 40, or I invented aging or whatever. But this is a good one:
Giants closer Brian Wilson is grilling me corn on the cob. He’s using Nature Balance instead of butter because, he says, he’s a committed vegan. I don’t want to ask if it’s for love of animals or health reasons, because I am hoping it is the former.
Two sparrows fly in the window of the kitchen, one gets tangled in the drapes. We untangle the one, shoo out the other, as he tells me various things he disliked about the movie Borat.