I like the nautical theme of this place because it’s fun to pretend that I’m in I Know What You Did Last Summer. Hashtag pedestriansafety! (at Woodhouse Fish Co.)
Hug a pillow while you sleep
This will bring me hot water, light, and Netflix.
I begin the day with a new, better attitude. Sure, being without electricity sucks. Yes, I can indeed feel dental disease encroaching after being forced to use my electric toothbrush in manual mode. Yet I take heart knowing that all this is just preparation — boot camp, if you will — for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
My carrots need their own seat. Shut up they are BABY carrots! Baby!
My husband the personal trainer, everyone.
This one’s for you, Grandma.
May have to take up drinking in earnest.
Holy shit! GEMINI. (May 20 - June 19): Helping out with a project is the perfect antidote for the funk you’ve been in. Not only does this galvanize you, but it also gets creative juices flowing.